Anonymously try to seduce me.

spiralofmadness:

averyspaciouswitch:

vaelin72:

yougotvexed:

ride6:

Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.

I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT.

I BET YOU.

I think a few of you know me too well and I’m going to regret this. e -e

Even if it’s NOT anon.. XP

Attempt to seduce me as a fictional character please just do it

sure, I need to not hear the drunken bullshit that is my mother

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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

labarricade:

thinkinsidethebluebox:

barfingunicorn:

i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:

turtle-perry1:

ticklemyjanoskian:

fireretardantzombies:

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omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT NOW

Please guys

I bet no one has the balls.

I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT

Good luck.

pppLlLLLLEEEEASEEE

(Source: awaken-the-sirens)

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There’s a bird in the fireplace.

Bird you are better off inside here with us than out there in the storm.

What are your headcanons about me?

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

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9gag:

Samuel L Jackson

I just lost my shit laughing, dear god

9gag:

Samuel L Jackson

I just lost my shit laughing, dear god

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